retard.club
The private members club for founders
for people making an impact.
An exclusive community of high-performing retards.
For Modern Founders
A private club for founders building real companies, that shape the future.
Members are operators with traction. Real revenue. Real users. Real products.
We host dinners in major cities. Annual summits. Meetups when members are traveling. The best deals and opportunities happen offline, between people who trust each other.
What RETARD Really Means
Real
No bullshit. No pretending. Be yourself, even if it makes you look retarded.
Execution
Ship now. Perfect later. Action beats analysis paralysis every time.
Traction
Users. Real metrics, not vanity numbers.
Audacious
Think retardedly big. Move retardedly fast. Be retarded.
Relentless
Stay hungry, stay retarded, stay foolish.
Direct
We speak like retards, plain and simple.
What's Included
The modern day private members club.
Access to a global network of exceptional founders. Exclusive events. Real opportunities. Reserved for those who execute.
Brotherhood
Your network is your net worth
Connect with an elite circle of founders, operators, and builders who are all shipping real products. Share wins, navigate challenges, and build lasting relationships with people who understand the grind.
Exclusive Access
VIP treatment, worldwide
Members-only events, dinners, and experiences in major cities. Preferential access to investors, advisors, and opportunities that aren't advertised. The doors that matter open for members.
Real Growth
Build wealth, not followers
Focus on what actually moves the needle. Direct insights from founders who've scaled past 7 figures. Strategic intros that turn into revenue. Resources that compound over time.
Upcoming Events
Where we're gathering next
Coming Soon
TBA
Join the Waitlist
Quarterly gatherings in SF, London, and other major cities
Monthly dinners and micro-events
Private member directory with warm intros
Annual summit